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Name: mc
Country: Malaysia
Metro: Kuala Lumpur
Birthday: 6/17/1987
Gender: Male


Interests: dota, sleep, chillin out, mamak, snooker, clubbin, eatin .. etc etc...
Expertise: sleeping...
Occupation: Financial Planner
Industry: Financial Services


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MSN: mc_mak@hotmail.com
ICQ: 140103005


Member Since: 5/7/2006

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Saturday, May 20, 2006

Train Delay

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."


Sunday, May 14, 2006

I AM DRUNK TODAY.. wahha.. happy birthday AH FU.... Thanks for the hennessy plus carlsberg plus chicken wing plus sausage... Really had a great time with u guys... btw.. i am catching back my cold.. TT

 


Saturday, May 13, 2006

11th May 

Nite out @ RUSH with Kong, Pa, and bro.. Reach at 12.45am... Hell lotsa ppl there cuz it's public holiday the next day... Got lotsa cun chicks around...  But they called out the last call at 1.51am( operasi konon ) ... Zzzz... Met alot of friends there... 40+ friends... =) and Lulu was there too.. Hmm... liquor is enuff, chicks is enuff, but the time is short ...The last few time couldn't really find such a happening nite... on the way back.... got road block.. hmm.... i am the 1 driving but he questioned my bro....

Before the block...

Me    : Wei... got block larh.. Hide ur money...(my brother starts to hide even b4 i said anything.. smart arhh )

Pa     : Wei.. the chop at ur hand already shows we went to club larh...

Bro   : Hey.. Try the nose digging tac tic... ( we did it few times b4 and passed the road block )

Me    : Kk.. Diggin d...

During the block...

Police  : Ni dari mana nie?

Bro     : Damansara

Police  : Buat apa sana?? *looks at me* Ada minum ker?

Bro     : Minum larh... ( i am diggin ma nose at tat time so he just look back to my bro )

Police  : kk.. Jalan .. jalan... =)

After the block....

Kong  : Lol.. stupid la the police.. tell him we went minum also dowan to block us...

Bro     : Cuz i answered him steadily marh... *cheh wah*

12th May

Woke up at 3.00pm... Hmm.. Watch tv till 6.00pm and grandma came from s'pore... and we went for dinner at Klang... =) Hmm.. um driving again.. but this time have to drive a bit slower till kesas highway... 110km/h (standard marh )... get scolded by dad... 'Wei.. Why drive so fast?? u in hurry merh??' =( Got to slow down till 80 km/h... Met up my sis at the sunway tol... Then i ask my dad to drive my car and i jumped to my sister's car.. XD Brother reached kesas highway together with 1 uncle 1 youngsters and 2 aunty from s'pore too.. So we headed to Klang.. On the way my bro called to my sister's phone.. 'Hey.. what's wrong with Saimak's car.. Why so slow wan??' 30 minutes passed and we reached... lol.. i ate alot... the food is nice.. =) Headed to zone x after dinner to meet up Mr. Goh and kok.. Get pawn for 1 match and then yam cha and go home... hmm...there goes a day.. still sick...


Wednesday, May 10, 2006

3rd Day Of The Week.. TT

List of sickness i had today :

* sore throat

* fever

* flu

* cold

* bone pain

* cough

5 in 1 for today.. HURRAY~~!!!

I had a 3 bad day in one week one shot... Congratulations to myself!!

ATM machine ate up my Rm50.. refundable after 3 weeks.. Caught in a jam for 2 hours...

 

 


Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Another sad day of mine... =(

Heya.. This is ma second time bloggin here.. hmm.. It's still another boring post... Btw.. any1 remembered what i ate for yesterday's supper?? YES.. it's the roti telur.... So i kena food poisoning from midnite till afternoon.. wahhaa..

I am smart enuf not to eat anything for lunch.. =) So nothing can come out... XD and i ate sum chinese medicine... POH CHAI PILLS... haha.. it helped.. indeed alot.. Nothing come out in the evening.. so tat was my day.. lying on ma bed.. sitting in front of ma pc.. chat.. going to the toilet.... watch tv... and had ma dinner at home.. *my mom cooks*

Hmm.. it's about 9.00pm when i first step out of my hse for today... wahhaha.. been to the same mamak where i get my food poison thingy with my sis, Mr. Quah, Mr. Goh and Piyo....

After the mamak session.. headed straight to my second home Zone X again.. Today was a bit unlucky.. Being pawn... by my own friends and family members cuz i get into a team with noobie.. grrr.. Hey.. if u read this.. i mean u larh.... 'ok 2, kk and company '... Just played for 1 game and left.. don't wanna get pawn on the same day by the same ppl and team up with those NOOBIE...

Went to kuchai's atap for supper with kok & kong.. Had a nice curry mee.. haha.. But the Myanmar worker toks to me in their language.. Do i look like sum1 from myanmar?? =.=" oh ya .. behind my table there was a group of ppl.. they have 3 gals and 4 guys if i'm not mistaken... those gals ( or bitch ) talk like those aunty from the market... they dress up with mini skirts + t-shirts... talks loudly with vulgar words like.." toot ur mother smelly shoe larh.. " whoa.. cun chicks... XD And those guys is like wearing a 80th century's slack... with a t-shirt with chinese words on it which i dun even understand.. GOLD mix BLACK coloured hair... *spoilt mood*

So i decided to go home early and blog them here.. haha.. i'll take their pict if i have a camera with me tat time..too bad i dun have a clear camera phone with me.  =) Hmm.. Finally.. there is sumthing which i shall happy for today.. Cause it's only 2.08 am and i am feeling sleepy... YAY... So good nite everyone... and sweetdreams for the special one.. XD... 



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